I made these adorable cupcakes in the morning, which everyone devoured in my absence, leaving none for me.
Then I went to work and stole this pen, which is the best thing in the world.
After work, my dad grilled cheeseburgers. This is my ketchup and lettuce sandwich, with a morsel of hamburger. Jared made fun of it, but it was delicious.
This is Jared mid-bite, laughing at me being a creeper.
These are our wedding rings (note Jared's freaky hand on the right).
Here we have Jared being a little too sassy for my liking.
And so, punishment was served via boob smothering. Unsurprisingly, he neglected to adjust his attitude. Some people just never learn.
Then we ventured downstairs, where I attempted to make Jared sit through a particularly riveting episode of 19 Kids & Counting...
however, he insisted upon playing some fucked up game with CJ (which revolves around murdering a stick figure). Then my mom stumbled in completely drunk, and screamed "OOOOOOOOOOOOH! JARED HAS HIS ARM AROUND YOU! HEHEEHEHEHEHE!"
And so, I leave you with this: