Monday, March 21, 2011



It's cold and dreary and all I can think about is this.
There's absolutely nothing better.
I can't wait until I can fall asleep with you every night.

I love you more every single day. <3

Sunday, March 20, 2011

In retrospect...

Maybe switching my major wasn't a good idea.

In the past hour, this book has convinced me that I'm a neurotic schizophrenic with an oral fixation who is still stuck in the phallic stage and lacks a superego.


There goes my life. Right down the shitter. Which apparently mirrors my anal-expulsive personality. OH GOD.

Monday, March 7, 2011


I miss Snapshot Sunday! I used to do them almost every week, but lately I've been too lazy. It's Monday...but...better late than never, right?

I worked early Sunday morning, where I was instructed to "seductively" harass customers to donate cans to the food bank.

Then I forced Jared to go to the zoo with me.

We went to Buttonwoord Park, where I pretended to ride a train.

There were approximately 4 animals in the entire zoo, but we got free passes for a future visit. HOWEVER there were these goats, and they put on quite a show for us.

After we left, we ordered Not Your Average Joe's to go and ate it outside. My salad and mustard crusted chicken were so very delicious.

After dinner, we went to Monster mini golf. I won. Except I cheated, so not really.

ALSO: 3 days til Jared and I leave for Niagara Falls/spring break/a week away from the hell that is Stop & Shop! I can't waiiiiiiit. I so need to get away, and it's even better that I get to go with my love. I won't even mind coming back too much, because I get to spend absurd amounts of time being unproductive members of society with Dylpie/Edna.

Thursday, March 3, 2011


Can we discuss how adorable my Jared is? Adorableness + learning my current favorite Taylor Swift song for me = best boyfriend ever.