Thursday, April 8, 2010

Best

save eloquence: What did you argue about?
sinecurist: Well
sinecurist: I took a crap and clogged the toilet and I was in the middle of plunging it and she threw a fit about me being so dumb and lazy and horrible
save eloquence: LMFAO
sinecurist: It was so ridiculous
sinecurist: She was like screaming at the toilet
sinecurist: "GET DOWN YOU FUCK-FACE MOTHERFUCKER! GOOOO!!!!"
sinecurist: At like 3AM
sinecurist: Then she was like yelling at my dad
sinecurist: "Your fucking son's so stupid he doesn't even know what to eat to shit normal and it's not my problem and you need to do something about it!!!!"


I am confident that this will be me in 10 years.
I love being absolutely psychotic.

3 comments:

HiQKid (Alex) said...

"lmao" is all I can say to that.

Jared said...

I can't wait till this is us.

Anonymous said...

amazing... :D