Tuesday, April 27, 2010


Go here. Admire how ADORABLE everything is. Why can't it all be mine? I absolutely need cupcake dental floss. How have I survived 2 centuries without it?

In a perfect world, I would bake and decorate cupcakes all day. I should open a bakery. I had a dream that I made a watermelon shaped cake last night and won a contest. It's a sign!

Right now I'm eating a corn muffin from Stop & Shop. I would advise against it. It tastes like every muffin from Stop & Shop, only with a weird grainy aftertaste. Ick ick ick.

And finally, let us review my list of goals to accomplish for the spring semester:

Goals for the spring semester:
-Pass Praxis II
I take them sometime in June/July.
-Go to the Brimfield Antique Show/Flea Market
-Have a picnic
Nighttime beach picnic!
-Fall in love (preferably with someone who loves me back)
Most important. Former, yes. Latter, unsure.
-Visit my grandparents more often
Visited them twice this month. Still need to go more often.
-Convince my parents to get a dog
No go.
-Steal a baby
I try on a daily basis and it never works.
-Make a burrito that does not taste like ass
-Stop being a fucking moron
Still as moronic as ever.
-Get arrested with Dylan Klegraefe
Nope. But we did kill each other in Vermont. So there's that.

Hm. That's better than I thought.


Jared said...

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm WHAT DO YOU MEAN "Latter = unsure"?


Sprout + Bean said...

Lmaooo. You hate me all the time.

Edna said...


New England Bites said...

Thanks a lot! I just ordered toast bandages and cupcake floss for my sister, lol!

New England Bites